Martha Stewart I’m not. I wish I had a few ounces of her talent around the house especially when it comes to cooking. When I was growing up most men were not allowed in the kitchen when anything was cooking. I was never taught to cook anything by Mom. I had to learn to make popcorn on my own. I feel very inept in the kitchen. Now men are encouraged to cook. Is it too late for me to learn from Martha? Could I have dinner parties for friends and really cook stuff? Does Martha Stewart have a cooking school that I could attend? Would it be worth it? I could really impress some people if I got good at it. Would I be able to make enough friends to have a decent dinner party? Would we have to buy china? On 2nd thought I never really liked Martha Stewart that much. I’ll just make popcorn!!