Sunday, June 03, 2012

Virtues—I have many secret virtues but at the moment I can’t think of any of them. Any virtue that I can track down I usually boast about. I’m especially proud of my humility and my ability to bounce back after listening to boring conversations and nearly falling asleep. Why do I need sleep aids? Many conversations put me to sleep. The virtue is to seem awake and alert.


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