Tuesday, January 15, 2008

I recently took a trip to Laguna Beach. It’s not so much like that rest of Orange County. The people there SEEM to be normal even though they are a bit quirky. Two guys working in a health food restaurant got into a huge argument. They sounded like they were going to kill each other. The customers acted like it was no big deal. Hopefully “no bad vibes” got into our food. I saw a “personal trainer” working out two women on the beach barely wearing anything. It seems that every restaurant allows dogs to sit right at the table with people that feed them right off their plates. How sanitary could these places be? Laguna Beach is a nice place to visit but I think a little too quirky for my tastes and I think I’m pretty quirky…

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Not long ago I bought Shauna the lady that I’m dating an iPod. Then I decided to buy myself one. The problem is that we walk together most of the time and I’ve heard that I could be taking my life into “harm’s way” by suggesting a walk with iPods. It’s seems that women somehow find that offensive to their communication rules. “Why should we walk together if we’re not talking?” “If you would like to listen to your iPod instead of talking, you could just walk alone.” I’m not super intuitive but I think this is not a good sign. I have an iPod. I just don’t listen to it that much…