Sunday, September 10, 2006

Hog Head Inspector--A Story
My Uncle Bob was a hog head inspector.
He would only inspect the hog’s ears.
He had a bad habit of pushing the ear wax deep into the hog’s head.
He made a lot of hogs go deaf.
It’s hard to call a deaf hog.
So they fired him.
He was out of work for over a year.
That’s a tough thing to put on a resume.
Former hog head inspector.
“Why did you leave your position as “head hog” inspector?”
“Um that’s “hog head” inspector. I wasn’t the top guy.”
Deaf hogs drove my Uncle Bob into alcoholism.


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