A child about to be born wants to be briefed on what to expect:
The people on this planet can be very interesting and entertaining. They can be loving and generous or cranky and mean. They can be warm or cold, happy or sad blah, blah, blah. Just spend more time with women than men and learn from them or get a dog. Go to Disneyland often, eat as much ice cream as your mom with let you, and when you get older have kids,play with them and tell them stories. Read a lot and watch television a little. It is worth it being here.