Sunday, April 23, 2006

A Detective Dream
Last night I had a dream that I was an assistant for Miss Jane Marple of Agatha Christie fame. We were called in to solve the case of the missing basketball at a local San Diego Recreation Center. Miss Marple always felt that it is important to give something back to the community so once a week we “volunteered” at the rec. center. The rec. center manager felt that the basketball was stolen by one of two heavy set kids who were always chosen last. Miss Marple in her genius style said, “You two fat kids into the sauna.” They both confessed that they had done it after 5 minutes in the heat. They were hot and hungry. Miss Marple had solved another tough case. Shortly after that she was asked not to come back by the rec. board because they were sued by the boy’s parents for using heat to get a confession and being so politically incorrect for using the term “fat”. I woke up and realized I need to read more nonfiction…


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