“Go Veggie”

I have been a vegetarian for years. I like being a bit unique and different. My motto for years has been “go veggie”. I sometimes yell it out in supermarkets to shock people. I had a dream the other night that I yelled out “go veggie” in the Von’s Meat Dept. The head butcher got mad and came at me with a big knife and said “not in my meat dept.—pal”. “Take your commie-pinko themes over to the vegetable area.” He was a mean guy. I read in one vegetarian book that many butchers go mad or have health problems after years of cutting up cattle. It’s bad karma. Maybe that is a vegetarian urban legend.