15 Minutes of Fame with Ellen

I woke up the other day and realized that I haven’t had my 15 minutes of fame. That of course is the 15 minutes of fame that Andy Warhol promised everyone. I haven’t even had 5 minutes of fame. I’m 55 and my father only lived to be 56 so I better get going. I decided to start a petition to be on the Ellen Show. I have been doing standup comedy for the past 10 years and feel it’s time to take my comedy to the next level. I like Ellen’s show and tape it every day. I don’t like to drive in L.A. traffic so I thought it would be nice if Ellen brought her show to San Diego. That’s part of the petition. So far I have 18 signatures…