Getting Older—I’m the oldest comedian coming up here tonight. They let me go on early so I can go home and go to bed. I know what you’re thinking: “God this guy looks old.” I am old but you know what they say about being old. LONG PAUSE I forget what they say but I think it’s something good. PAUSE Oh yeah I think it’s with age comes wisdom and lots of senior discounts. I get 5% discount on ALL my purchases at Jimbo’s Naturally in Escondido. That’s really the ONLY advantage of getting older.