Monday, August 27, 2007

One of my big fears in dating younger women is that I might fall in love and get married. I’m talking about a woman 15-20 years younger than I am who would only be marrying me for my money. I would be afraid if I were to marry someone that young that at some point I might have a stroke and then she would leave me in the living room watching bad television while she and her tattooed boyfriend were having wild lustful sex in the bedroom. They would be in the bedroom screaming like two wild animals and I would be in the living room watching “Jerry Springer” or “Days of Our Lives” or “Meet the Press”…


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