My first date:

I went to the Kings County Fair with Colleen when I was 16. We had a great time on the rides and I hoped to win her a teddy bear. I did but it was a small bear. It cost me $35. In today’s money that would be like $2,000. I took her home and got a goodnight kiss and I was in love. I wanted to marry her and have kids.
The next night she went back to the fair with an older guy that had a blue 1966 Chevy Malibu. I was devastated but I learned 3 things: 1. Love can be tough 2. You should always win the big teddy bear for your date and 3. Girls named Colleen are mean.