One of the things that I can’t stand is egocentric people; those people that think that everything is about them and their possessions. I wish that I could have everything be about me. I would love to be egocentric but I think that nobody would like me. Real egocentrics don’t care. They only care about what’s good for them and sometimes their families. I feel that my ego is driven by way too much humility. My friend Tom says that I should be humble about my life. What does Tom know? He smokes pot everyday…